Creation of Goon

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The man called Goon was created when God “formed man from the dust of the moon and stars, and fanned into his nostrils the scent of spent brass; and man became a living tactician” (Goonery 2:7)

Material:

- 60/40 Cotton Poly blend fabric for extreme comfort and durability

- Lightweight and breathable

- Preshrunk for accurate fit

 

Washing Directions:

- Machine wash cold

- Hang dry or low/med heat in dryer

Size

Chest

Body Length

S

18"

28.75"

M

20"

29.5"

L

22"

30"

XL

24"

30.75"

2XL

26"

31.5"

3XL

28"

31.75"

Chest is measured 1 inch below armhole, measured seam to seam across. (double number for standard full chest size)

Body length is measured from highest position on shoulder to the bottom hem of the item.

Currently shipping orders out in 1-3 business days.

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We want you fully satisifed with every purchase from Savage Tacticians.  

EXCHANGES - All exchanges are FREE using our automated returns platform - please initiate your exchange within 30 days from ship date. Shorts/briefs are ineligible for returns at this time.

RETURNS - we offer the ability to return any of our items as long as they are in like new condition: unworn, unwashed, free of perfume/cologne, no pet hair, does not have deordorant marks. Returns can be initiated within 30 days of ship date and cost of return shipping is deducted from final refund. 

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We back every purchase with a 30 day warranty that the item is free of defects or issues. 

If you experience any issue with our product within 30 days please email our customer support 

Customer Reviews

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William Roche
Poly/cotton blend

Not a fan of these new China shirts, long as a skirt and too tight for a dad bod... not worth the money

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Jon K
Looks Great

Great material. Unfortunately, just after one wash the stitching is coming apart. Kind of bummed.

M
Mace Bender
Creation of goon

Bad ass. About to get 10 more to put in rotation. Fits well and the print seems like it will hold up well

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Joshua
Shirts

Love the shirts came exactly like shown wish they had kept the original shirt material the new material or company that makes the shirts that are printed onto fits a lil bigger than the original shirts I bought a year ago

P
Priscilla
Favorite T-shirt I own now

Creation of Adam is one of my favorite art pieces and to see a military twist to it I knew I had to get it!! The quality is amazing use then to workout all the time and it’s really breathable

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