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Stars & Bars Kimono Silk Robe

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The ultimate robe does exist. Whether you're at the house, pool or casual Friday at work, this ultra-soft silky robe is your go to. The main body and sleeves shows off those glorious red, white and blue. The belt trim shows our nation's birth year.

Only 300 made

 

Material:

- Extremely soft Satin Atlas and Polyester fabric

- Removable waist tie closure

- Belt loops and to secure tie

- S1 is a generously one size fit L/XL

- S2 is a generously one size fits 2XL/3XL

 

Washing Directions:

- Machine wash cold

- Hang dry or low/med heat in dryer



Currently shipping orders out in 1-3 business days.

Holiday + Sale Promotions - shipping times may increase

We primarily use USPS and UPS as our primary postal couriers at this time.

We back every purchase with a 30 day warranty that the item is free of defects or issues. 

If you experience any issue with our product within 30 days please email our customer support 

Customer Reviews

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Krude
Glorious AF (as flag)

This star spangled slice of fried gold is so badass it deflected Hurricane Beryl away from my house and let us freedom TF on without all that nonsense. It’s now my go-to every morning and especially for the late night munchies DG runs, wink wink. Great robe, just gotta watch out that women around you don’t spontaneously find themselves with child, so wear responsibly.

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Clint S
I feel like a super hero

This kimono is so soft and amazing. I wish I could have a breeze blowing it up as I walk. Just to make it look like a cape.

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Willie D. Porter
So goddamn american

By far the greatest item of Americana clothing items I own, every time I put it on and I feel like I'm being hugged by old glory herself. The robe is so patrioticaly comfortable

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David Ludwig
SPANGLIN!!!

I was not prepared for the shear amount of testosterone and raw patriotism that was going to flood my system once I put this kimono on. But let me tell you, I was not disappointed. When paired w/ my star spangled silkies, I was sure I’d single handily defeat communism. George Washington’s ghost appeared in my mirror and saluted me. Chuck Norris called me personally and invited to his ranch. And I received no less than 69 “Happy birthday, Mr. President,” texts from various numbers. As per usual y’all knocked it out of the park. I got star spangle hammered while wearing this on the Fourth and woke up w/ out a hangover🤷🏻‍♂️

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Paul Van’Es
Absolutely Beautiful

Extremely comfortable with bright beautiful colors . I’ve never been so comfortable and patriotic at the same time 🤙🏻

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The ultimate robe does exist. Whether you're at the house, pool or casual Friday at work, this ultra-soft silky robe is your go to. The main body and sleeves shows off those glorious red, white and blue. The belt trim shows our nation's birth year.

Only 300 made

 

Material:

- Extremely soft Satin Atlas and Polyester fabric

- Removable waist tie closure

- Belt loops and to secure tie

- S1 is a generously one size fit L/XL

- S2 is a generously one size fits 2XL/3XL

 

Washing Directions:

- Machine wash cold

- Hang dry or low/med heat in dryer



Currently shipping orders out in 1-3 business days.

Holiday + Sale Promotions - shipping times may increase

We primarily use USPS and UPS as our primary postal couriers at this time.

We back every purchase with a 30 day warranty that the item is free of defects or issues. 

If you experience any issue with our product within 30 days please email our customer support